Monday, November 26, 2012

chocolate

chocolate pudding, 
chocolate cake,
 chocolate milk, 
chocolate muffin, 
chocolate ice-cream, 
chocolate doughnut,
chocolate fudge,
chocolate pie,
chocolate milk shake,
 hot chocolate 
and.... chocolate itself......

How much calories are those??
Ummm...... What the hack? I just don't care! Just enjoy!!

Yep....."Just enjoy" is the right attitude in front of chocolate.
One say, chocolate is cheaper than any therapy and you don't need an appointment. Well, duh!!
Sweetness is the solution to every problem you have. During that moment when the chocolate is melting in your mouth, you just have to stay still and enjoy that moment.

Ever since human was created, they liked sweetness instinctively. They learned that toxic foods taste bitter when so called "delicious" foods were sweet. Therefore, people who say that they don't like chocolate is a total lie!!! There is a video that can prove this theory or fact! Babies love chocolate when they hate lemon.


ooooooooooh chocolate yummy















OMG!! I do not like LEMON!!

Bonus video
So yeah! People are supposed to like chocolate and of course I like chocolate.
Still, the huge amount of calories cannot be denied. :(
So just be careful not to eat tons of chocolate and ENJOY your chocolate!!


Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Body Rituals Among the Nacirema-renewed version


                  Nacirema is a very unique tribe. They regard mouth as the most holy part of human’s bodies and women bake their heads in an oven. However, this “unique” tribe is not unique. They are a tribe that is contemporary and in existence these days. Naciremans are Americans which is “naciremA” in backwards. After noticing that this essay is about Americans, there are many acquaintances between the Nacirema culture and American lifestyle. Before noticing this was about Americans, due to the persuasive tone of Miner’s, Nacirema seems like a true story. Still, Miner gives many clues stating that Nacirema is not a real tribe but a distorted reflection of American society.

            Miner describes the Nacirema’s life very thoroughly, which makes the readers to be fooled. Rituals are depicted as real religious ceremonies that do not seem like treatments that are done these days. Many rituals among the Nacirema are suggested, starting from shrines to “listener”. Shrines in the house are where people think to be a holy place. Shrine in reality is known as bathroom. Like the essay, every family has at least one shrine in their houses and poor families cover bathrooms with pottery plaques when rich families cover them up with marvel. Listeners are who performs exorcisms. A point about Miner made is very interesting which is about mothers spoiling their child and mothers are the reasons why people have problems. “Listeners” are people who call themselves “consultants”. When talking to the consultants, they try to find out the source of the problem by listening to other people’s backgrounds are. Most of the time the problem is found in the patients’ families. These kinds of minor details make the essay persuasive and fool the readers that Nacirema was a real tribe.
             However, although on the surface the Nacirema looks real, there are many clues that Miner gives that suggests Nacirema is not a tribe that existed throughout the history. One of the funny clues Miner gave is about the “holy-mouth man”. Nacirema believes that mouth is the most holy place in human body. So they have someone called the “holy-mouth man” who treats people’s mouth conditions. They perform awful surgeries like “jabbing an awl into an exposed nerve”. Holy mouth men represent dentists. In another perspective, they perform surgeries that seem really disgusting, for example, implants which is sticking screws in people’s gums. Miner gives out not only the lifestyles but also the location of the Nacirema which clearly proves that Nacirema represents Americans. In the beginning of the essay, the location of the Nacirema is suggested, which is described as “North American group living in the territory between the Canadian Cree, the Yaqui and Tarahumare of Mexico”. This is just the description of America which is located in North America between Canada and Mexico. These clues enable the readers to at least be suspicious about the connection between the Nacirema and America.
             Throughout the essay, Miner gives out the essay in a sarcastic tone, which shows another perspective of looking at the American lifestyle, by giving out the rituals among the Nacirema. There was a part that criticizes the appearance-oriented society. Miner twists the reason why people have plastic surgeries and unneeded diets. The part where Miner criticizes plastic surgeries is “General dissatisfaction with breast shape is symbolized in the fact that the ideal from is virtually outside the range of human variation.” This is talking about breast surgeries that breast surgeries are essential because there is no one who have the perfect size. Also, Miner talks about “special women’s rites that are performed only four times during each lunar month, but what they lack in frequency is made up in barbarity. As part of this ceremony, women bake their heads in small ovens for about an hour” This is talking about women curling their hair with heat.  Not only these parts, but also Miner is using this tone in every other ritual that he is describing.
            Miner depicts the Nacirema as another kind of people but in reality, they are American. America is the well developed country but in the perspective of the essay, it is a place that is very barbarous. At first, Nacirema was thought to be a real tribe but through many clues that Miner gave, it became clear that Nacirema is a distortion of the American.

Thursday, November 1, 2012

strange animals........

Human species are not the only one existing on planet Earth. In fact, there are 1.5 million kinds of animals, bugs, plants around the world. On this post, I'd like to introduce ten kinds of strange, uncommon animals.


Number 10: Angora Rabbit


The Angora Rabbit is the product of hundreds of years of domestic breading for its wool. It looks similar to a cat that has been on a power line, a cotton ball with a face, or a sheep with a straightener. There are actually multiple breeds of this rabbit, and they were very popular among French royalty. I'm curious if Elmer Fudd would hunt one of these guys. Check out this site that takes them very very seriously.

If you lived that deep, you'd look like that too.

Number 9: Dumbo Octopus

This little guy can be found at really, really deep places in the ocean. By deep I mean 7000 meters deep. It's not called the Dumbo Octopus because of its intelligence, either. It uses its ears to swim. Why does this guy make the list? Because he's kind of cute despite being one of the only species of Octopus that swallow its victims whole. No need to worry, he's only about 20 cm in length full grown. Scientists don't know all that much else.
And you think you've had a bad day...
And you think you've had a bad day...

Number 8: The Blobfish

Golly-gee that's one ugly creature. What was evolution thinking? Anyway, you might guess that this one isn't a fast swimmer. In fact, it just kind of hangs around the bottom of the ocean where all the other fish are at. The reward? Not having to move, it waits till it's micro-organism dinner floats by it. It doesn't even have to swim most of the time, as its body's tissue is slightly less dense than water, allowing it to float at the bottom of the ocean. How does it survive not being eaten? By not being tasty, in fact being inedible for humans. It's still endangered though--overfishing leads to these guys being hauled out of the ocean at a fast rate.
Not so photogenic

Number 7: The Kakapo

This is a parrot. We know this because it likes to hang on shoulders and eats crackers[citation needed]. It is a New Zealand bird, primarily alive because of the lack of native mammal predators on the island of New Zealand. Among its qualities: Smells weird, barks like a dog, and is portly and nocturnal.
It is critically endangered because Europeans brought dogs and cats over to New Zealand, and once they learned the Kakapo's smell, were able to find them with ease. Once again an example of humans messing with nature. Poor Kakapos. At least it is fun to say their name.
Without arms it would be a snake or giant worm, both of which would cause me fear.

Number 6: The Olm

Q: What has 3 toes on its front limbs, 2 toes on its back limbs, human-like skin, is blind, lives to 100 (some say only 60), lives in caves and oceans, and can go ten years without food?
A: You should have guessed from all those hints (and the subtitle)... the Olm.
This creature is unlike any other. It has great hearing and olfactory systems. Its olfactory system is so well made that it can sense quantity of small organic organisms around it. Many a fisherman became a believer in sea monsters after catching one of these creatures...just check out the picture to the right
The inspiration for TMNT

Number 5: The Matamata Turtle

This guy makes the list because he looks like a tank. From appearances, I think his shell/head could be bulletproof, fireproof, radiation proof, and toughest of all, child proof. I'm not sure about any of those though, as I didn't run into any in my research. The shell and head may look extremely tough, and probably are, but they are meant for camouflage. Just imagine if you were looking at this guy from above as he was still on the bottom of a creek. He/she would be very hard to distinguish, and also a nasty surprise if you stepped on him or her (coming from a person afraid of snakes and spiders). I can't imagine how the person who discovered this river monster felt.

Number 4: The Barreleye

The Barreleye to the right is one of the only ones ever seen alive. They have been documented since 1939, however most of the time nets or lines pierced the fluid bubble that makes this fish so unique.
So why does this fish have a transparent head? Well, it works like a cockpit. Its advanced eyesight is advanced even when pointing forward. However, it can rotate its eyes backwards and upwards to see prey and predators. Useful, eh? It also is one of the few animals on earth that can give away its anatomy without dying.
Too bad it dwells in deep water, or else I'd buy an aquarium for one of those things with hubpage money.
"I'm right behind you"

Number 3: Tarsiers

Tarsiers are interesting creatures.These little guys grow to be a whopping 5 inches. They eat insects and have been known to jump from tree to tree and eat birds.
Wait, what?
That's right. They're nocturnal and move very, very fast using their extremely bony looking fingers (and long tail). Females usually have about one little baby tarsier per year. What else is unnatural about these creatures? They can twist their heads 180 degrees like an owl. If they were any bigger then I'd be scared of them.
This once again proves that Mother Nature has more creativity than science fiction writers.
It was tough even finding a good picture.

Number 2: Flying...Squid?

The reason that I couldn't find much information on the flying squid is because many people mistake it for flying fish. It was only within the last 20 years when the flying squid was actually seriously talked about in academic circles. If any of you readers are on the water very much you might know that flying fish zoom by and it is hard to distinguish their finer features from a boat. Flying squid are more rare and zoom by just as fast, and so we don't know much about them.
It has been recently confirmed by scientists that there is a flying squid known as the red or neon flying squid (its blue). We don't know how they jump out of the water or why. More research needs to be done on these things because its apparent that they don't even know what color they are.

Number one and my favorite: Darwin Bark Spider

Webs can reach 25 m across a river (perhaps more)
Darwin Bark Spiders were a recent discovery (2009) and also mystify me the most. A couple of facts: Their silk is much stronger than other spiders' silk that have been studied. In turn, it is 10 times stronger than Kevlar (that stuff used to make bulletproof vests). Somehow they string their webs across rivers...don't you have to have two people to string something across the river? Maybe they swim across, who knows.
The best way to study them is by boat because that's the only way scientists can analyze their behaivors from a close distance. There is still a lot about them unknown because only local Madagascar tour guides knew about them for a very long time.
They eat bees, dragonflies, and mayflies (up to 32 mayflies have been in one web at a time). Soooooo, since we don't know that much about them, I'm going to make a hypothesis that their webs can catch birds, too.